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December 19, 2014

Clean Jokes for Kids

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Need a good laugh? Sure you do! Share these with your kids or send them the link to some of the cleanest and funniest jokes around!

Ideas for using jokes:

  • Share them over the dinner table together for a great laugh.
  • Tell them in the car, on a road trip.
  • Tell a few before bedtime, to make them smile!
  • Share them at kids parties!
  • Share them with your younger family members!
  • Share them in an email!

Clean Jokes you can share with your friends…

 

What did the tie say to the hat?
You go ahead, I’ll just hang around

What did the picture say to the wall?
I’ve got you covered

What is the best thing to take into the desert?
A Thirst aid kit

Why did the lazy boy want a job in a bakery?
So he could loaf around

 

A noise woke me up this morning.
It was the crack of dawn!

Why did cavemen draw pictures on their walls?
Because they couldn’t spell their names

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned

How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
A phew!

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host

What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sun-beams!

What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!

What has eyes but can not see?

A potato

Q: WHAT COUNTRY DID CANDY COME FROM?

A: SWEETEN

Q: WHY DID THE DONUT GO TO THE DENTIST?

A: For a CHOCOLATE FILLING

Q: WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST SODA?

A: JOKE-A-COLA.

Q: WHERE do MILKSHAKES come from?

A: FROM NERVOUS COWS.

 

Q: “Will this path take me to the main road?” said the tourist to the
local man.

A: “No sir!”, replied the local man. “You’ll have to go by
yourself!”

Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter

 

Q: WHAT HAS FOUR WHEELS AND FLIES?

A:  A  Garbage Truck.

Q: If a rooster laid a brown egg, what color is the baby?

A: There is no baby, for Roosters Don’t Lay Eggs!

Q: WHAT DOES A SLICE OF TOAST WEAR TO BED?
A: Its JAMMIES

 

Q: WHY ARE COOKS SO CRUEL?
A: BECAUSE THEY BEAT THE EGGS AND WHIP THE CREAM.

Q: HOW DO YOU FIX A BROKEN PIZZA?
A: WITH TOMATO PASTE.

Q: HOW CAN YOU KEEP FROM GETTING A SHARP PAIN IN YOUR EYE WHEN YOU DRINK
CHOCOLATE MILK?

A: TAKE THE SPOON OUT OF THE GLASS.

 

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